The Coolest Hooligan

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ohmymaryann:

Jigglin titties.. Which is also my CB handle.

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So I Fuck Up Sometimes lol

Posted 1 hour ago

sometimes the word can be titles and i’ll read it as titties lmfao “fuck your titties” is what I saw but “fuck your titles” is what it said lmfao but DAMN that response though! G Snapped! lmfao read that shiz in a Denzel Washington in Training Day epic voice! Hilarious!

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feferihipstersparkles:

darlingkanaya:

aussied:

A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)

Nature is so graceful

good job

you tried

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Gibberish

Chat reblogged from Embrace My Good. Accept My Evil.

Adri: Hey did you hear about the Zombies in Miami?
Me: Yep. Nuke Florida. Problem Solved

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qualityrecipes:

Pink Lemonade Jello Shots

Ingredients:

12 whole lemons

1 cup pink lemonade

2 packages plain gelatin

1 cup vodka

Directions:

Cut the lemons in half. Scoop out the insides.

Add the lemonade to a saucepan, sprinkle the gelatin over the juice. Let it sit for 2 minutes.

Heat the lemonade over low heat, stirring, until the gelatin has dissolved, about 5 minutes.

Stir in the vodka. Pour into the lemon halves.

Refrigerate until set, about 4 hours.

Cut the lemons into half and serve.

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I’m convinced that the lord didn’t give me ass because he knew I’d waste my life away twerking and never amount to anything …

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beautifulinmybrokenness:

geekscoutcookies:

beautifulinmybrokenness:

thepleasureprinciple:

… do you know what I would be doing if I had an ass … ?

You be knowin’.

This. Id be going out my way doing daily things like this..

Grocery Store aisle shopping..

walking down for tithing in church…

Graduation…

Last Viewing at the Funeral Home..

Shopping on Michigan Avenue..

^SHE^ be knowin’.

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come here.

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nobadbitchhere:

….

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poeticdeefect:

oneandonlyjay:

thinkspeakstress:

fromthemargintothecenter:

broskander:

stellamozgawa:

nippiminaj:

oldjimmy:

70s music was so much better and deeper than todays music i hate my generation :-(

I’M SCRUEMAING

IM LAUGHING SO HARD NO NOISE IS COMING OUT

OH MY GOD

*SCREAMS*

FUCK YOU, I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THIS AND CREATING A MOMENT.

Grabbing the booty, rubbing the booty
Loving the booty, hugging the booty
Kissing the booty, holding the booty

lmfaooooooooooooo

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official310:

shawn-shawn:

ventur0us:

pussytime:

IM SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

OMG

OMG AHAHA

wow i finally understand something that’s not english

*fist pound*

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beautiful-tyree:

jhenne-bean:

puzzlegirlsandpoprocks:

jessiphia:

nirvanic-s:

lordofthemerkins:

so…. zombies.

jesus christ

….

of course it fucking happened in florida though

no please no NO

Need to go the the gym…. It’s Zombie time

My God

( •_•)>⌐■-■

These are Type O zombies, dear Tropers.

Synthetic plague zombies.

(FOUR SIMILAR CASES WHAT.)

Aww shit son.. It’s bout to get real out here

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A smile in my face is what I don’t like.

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poeticdeefect replied to your post: poeticdeefect replied to your post: So I’ve…

I mean…you might like it…I can never make it through to the mddle let alone the end lol…i’ve only tried like 4 times tho…maybe you can finish in try number one lol

yeah, even if a movie suck I’ll still sit through it just to say I watched it